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GIA

Groyper Intelligence Agency
SERVER: 2B2T.ORG  //  STATUS: OPERATIONAL
INTAKE: OPEN ENROLLMENT_
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Public Briefing

DOC REF: GIA-PB-001 CLASSIFICATION: PUBLIC RELEASE DISTRIBUTION: UNLIMITED

The Groyper Intelligence Agency operates on 2b2t — the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft. No rules. No resets. No mercy. In an environment where every faction is one leak away from ruin, information is the only currency that matters. We collect it. We protect it. We act on it.

Founded         , the agency maintains assets at              and conducts ongoing operations against                 . Further details require Level 2 clearance or above.

Partially Declassified
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Communiqués

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Directorates

DIR-01
Signals & Tracking
Player movement analysis, coordinate intelligence, and long-range observation. If you logged in, we know where you've been.
DIR-02
Field Operations
Crystal PvP units, escort details, and direct-action teams. Trained for spawn, highway, and deep-overworld engagements.
DIR-03
Counter-Intelligence
Vetting, leak detection, and infiltration defense. Every applicant is cross-referenced. Every traitor is found.
DIR-04
Archives & Cartography
Base construction, stash logistics, map art, and the master coordinate archive — compartmentalized by clearance tier.
DIR-05
Media & Propaganda
Renders, recruitment material, and narrative operations. History on 2b2t is written by whoever posts it first.
DIR-06
Recruitment & Vetting
Intake processing and operative development. Everyone starts as a Footsoldier — clearance is earned, never given.
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Join the Agency

The GIA accepts a limited number of recruits per cycle. Submit an intake dossier and your application will be reviewed by GIA Command. Incomplete or dishonest submissions are rejected without notice.

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// AVERAGE PROCESSING TIME: 24–72 HOURS // DECISIONS ARE FINAL

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WEEPING ANGEL

A Minecraft client built for 2b2t by the agency. Lifetime license, €19.99 launch price — free for GIA members. Not out yet — get on the list.

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